Silver Threads and Golden Needles...

Koshchey from a Russian website

Koschey the Deathless
Roars around the countryside

The women don’t know where to hide

With this nutter on the loose

Acting like a machismo goose

Kidnapping women left and right
Pity he’s just not too bright

He's Koschey,

He's Koschey the Deathless!!

Koschey the Deathless

He’s such a tosser

Thinks he’s good as Richard Gere

But Richard Gere has naught to fear
From Koschey
Koschey the Deathless!

I have been singing this song ever since I was kidnapped. I have it on reliable authority that it is driving Koschey mad.
There he is again…
``Shut up, woman, you’re driving me mad.”
Good. Ouch, pricked my finger again on that darned spindle. Does this mean I will fall asleep and a handsome Prince will wake me? Lois can have Richard Gere. I’ll settle for George Clooney.